Free movie tickets. A bucket full of popcorn. Just what you need to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon. We had got one such invite for the movie ‘Beowulf’. Angelina Jolie was making things quite jolly while we feasted on popcorns and had a popcorn fight with the front row kids. Slurping on the large size cola overloaded my bladder.
As I ran towards the men’s room to unburden myself and was just about to shoot the pot, I saw a very interesting thing written on the wall right in front of me. It was a dialogue from a movie; it read, “Not bad for a human.” – Aliens (1986). It got me grinning. Relief plus laughter! That was one of the most satisfying leaks ever taken.